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So I was at Macy's the other day with my mom.

We were in the juniors department shopping for my sister who, although 21, is a tall skinny twig built for those kinds of clothes. Plus, she's still doing the whole cazsh college thing.

Anyway, I walk by a 4-way of skirts, pants and blazers and notice how impossibly short the skirts are.

I'm talking booty watching short.

And then I read the sign attached to the 4-way and it says "Career Wear".

Whose career?!

The only career I see in those skirts is pole dancing, simulated child pornography and professional daddy issues.

It was something like this:

I wish I were kidding. The online descriptions for this particular skirts is as follows:

"Mix it up in this fresh new take on the classic plaid mini. Bias plaid with knife pleats at each side. Front scoop pockets. Back patch pockets. Unlined. Hits at midthigh."

Whose midthigh??

That's mid-tootie as far as I'm concerned.

And there are pockets? My pockets on my pants are made of more fabric then this whole outfit.

They keep breeding them smaller and smaller...

I blame scientology.